Relax little one, he’s not about to baptise you with that thing… or is he? Perhaps he’s going to knight you instead. Perhaps he’s the knight and he’s about to mount you and ride you into the sunset.

It doesn’t happen often anymore and that’s perhaps just because my social circles have gotten smaller as I’ve aged, which seems to be the case for everyone, but every now and again I’d hear a guy try and fly the “it’s not the size of the ship that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean”-kite after a few drinks at a party where the conversation has turned to sex as it always does. Which of course is a blatant give away that he has a small dick.

Women often try and be kind and support a statement like that which of course is a dead give away that her man, who she loves dearly, has a small dick.

All you need to do is turn to porn to realise that when the bullshit is boiled off size matters a great deal. Chicks love big dicks and this site focuses on teens specifically.

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Have you ever wondered how women find porn? I think most of us would be a little on the surprising side of things to discover they are finding it and watching it on their mobile phones.

With such easy access to a mobile I guess it makes perfect sense. What I would put to you is this, did you know women are watching porn on their phones more than men are? that’s right, and it did blow my mind to read that. If you look at it logically you might work out why this is and it isn’t a trend that is going to slow down anytime soon.

The sheer fact that you can watch creampie videos from Cum4K on your phone just backs up this statement. It is this ease of access to online porn that is making it more accessible to more people than ever before. Some naysayers might think this is a bad thing or it is just totally wrong, but I say just enjoy the moment!