Relax little one, he’s not about to baptise you with that thing… or is he? Perhaps he’s going to knight you instead. Perhaps he’s the knight and he’s about to mount you and ride you into the sunset.

It doesn’t happen often anymore and that’s perhaps just because my social circles have gotten smaller as I’ve aged, which seems to be the case for everyone, but every now and again I’d hear a guy try and fly the “it’s not the size of the ship that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean”-kite after a few drinks at a party where the conversation has turned to sex as it always does. Which of course is a blatant give away that he has a small dick.

Women often try and be kind and support a statement like that which of course is a dead give away that her man, who she loves dearly, has a small dick.

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